YOU SAID:
I slammed my penith in a car door.
INTO JAPANESE
車のドアにペニスをぶつけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my penis on the car door.
INTO JAPANESE
車のドアにペニスをぶつけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my penis on the car door.
You've done this before, haven't you.