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i slap children and go poo poo

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私は子供を平手打ちし、うんちに行く

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I slap kids and go to poo

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供を平手打ちし、うんちに行きます

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I slap the kids and go to poo

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私は子供たちを平手打ちし、うんちに行きます

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I slap the kids and go to poo