YOU SAID:

I smell farts for a living

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生計を立てるためにオナラの匂いがする

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It smells like flatulence to make a living

INTO JAPANESE

生計を立てるのは鼓腸のようなにおいがする

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Making a living smells like flatulence

INTO JAPANESE

生計を立てることは鼓腸のようなにおいがします

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Making a living smells like flatulence