YOU SAID:

i soiled myself awile ago and it was blue and purple and green people

INTO JAPANESE

私は前に自分自身を汚しました、そしてそれは青と紫と緑の人々でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've smeared myself before and it was blue and purple and green people

INTO JAPANESE

私は前に自分自身を汚したことがあります、そしてそれは青と紫と緑の人々でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've smeared myself before and it was blue and purple and green people