YOU SAID:
I somenlly swear taht I am up to no good.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓って、私は悪いことをしていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear, I didn't do anything wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
誓って私は何も悪いことをしていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear, I didn't do anything wrong.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.