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i speak english really well and i hope that you do to 'cuz if you don't i will come to your house and kill you and dance over your dead body and get arrested for murder and then i will go to jail and i will never see the light of day until i escape which

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私は英語をとても上手に話します。もしあなたがそうしなければ、私はあなたの家に来てあなたを殺し、あなたの死体の上で踊り、殺人で逮捕されます。私が逃げるまで日の目を見る

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I speak English very well. If you don't, I'll come to your house, kill you, dance on your corpse, and be arrested for murder. See the light of day until I run away

INTO JAPANESE

私は英語をとても上手にしゃべります。そうでなければ、私はあなたの家に来て、あなたを殺し、あなたの死体で踊り、殺人で逮捕されます。私が逃げるまで日の目を見る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I speak English very well. Otherwise, I will come to your house, kill you, dance with your corpse, and be arrested for murder. See the light of day until I run away

INTO JAPANESE

私は英語をとても上手にしゃべります。そうでなければ、私はあなたの家に来て、あなたを殺し、あなたの死体と踊り、殺人で逮捕されます。私が逃げるまで日の目を見る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I speak English very well. Otherwise, I will come to your house, kill you, dance with your corpse, and be arrested for murder. See the light of day until I run away