YOU SAID:

i spend a lot of time thinking about if i am going to make you squart across the room

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが部屋の向こう側にしゃがむかどうか考えることに多くの時間を費やす

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I spend a lot of time thinking about whether you squat across the room

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが部屋を横切ってしゃがむかどうかを考えることに多くの時間を費やす

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I spend a lot of time thinking about whether you squat across the room