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*I stand and look at the building of the cafe from the outside. Taking a dead breath, I go in despite knowing how infamous this place is and all the horrifying stories of its spam. I open the door and upon walking in, tanner reconizes me and hides behind the counter. Thinking that I have come to destroy his work of spam in this place. The other users decide to hide with tanner, thinking that he must of hid for a good reason. Then they peer over the counter and see me in gold and silver knight armor. Holding a shield in-front of me that has the words, "Spam Filter" on it and the sword that they thought for sure said, "Anti-Spammer" on it. They look at me in fear and then I say* "Sssoooo...Have any of you played the new Worms game yet?" *The users relax with a sigh of relief as they realize I wasn't sent by the Moders to ban them*Joking How's that for the most quility, somewhat spamy post you ever seen for a great entrance?Joking But seriously, have any of you played Worms Revolution?

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* 私は立って、カフェの建物を外から見ています。どのように悪名高いこの場所は、そのスパムのすべての恐ろしい話を知っているにもかかわらずに行く死んで息します。ドアを開けると、歩く時にタナーは私を reconizes しカウンターの後ろに隠れます。私はこの場所でスパムの彼の仕事を破壊してきたことを考えてください。その他の使用