Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
i stole an iphone hamburger and i drank cow urine with a spicy pepper also there was a pig watching me
INTO JAPANESE
私は iphone ハンバーガーを盗んだし、牛を飲んだスパイシーな唐辛子と尿もあった私を見て豚
Come on, you can do better than that.