YOU SAID:

i stole some dudes tabasco sauce so i squited it in some dudes eye cause i was hungry

INTO JAPANESE

私はいくつかの男のタバスコソースを盗んだので、私はいくつかの男の目の原因でそれを傷つけ、私は空腹だった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stole some guy's tabasco sauce, so I hurt it by the cause of some guy's eyes, and I was hungry

INTO JAPANESE

私はいくつかの男のタバスコソースを盗んだので、私はいくつかの男の目の原因でそれを傷つけ、私は空腹だった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stole some guy's tabasco sauce, so I hurt it by the cause of some guy's eyes, and I was hungry