YOU SAID:
I stubbed my toe last night so I murdered someone
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜つま先をぶつけて誰かを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my toes last night and killed someone
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜つま先を叩いて誰かを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my toes last night and killed someone
Come on, you can do better than that.