YOU SAID:

I sucked off your uncle under my front porch

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の玄関の下であなたのおじを吸いました

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I smoked your uncle under my front door

INTO JAPANESE

玄関先でおじさんを吸った

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I smoked my uncle at the front door

INTO JAPANESE

玄関先で叔父を吸った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I smoked my uncle at the front door