YOU SAID:
I suffer from cancer with carrots
INTO JAPANESE
ニンジンでがんに罹患している。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have cancer from a carrot.
INTO JAPANESE
私はニンジンのがんである。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have carrot cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
ニンジンがんを患っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have carrot cancer.
Come on, you can do better than that.