YOU SAID:

I sware to god Garfield, I am going to put you to sleep

INTO JAPANESE

私 sware 神ガーフィールドに、睡眠を入れるつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will sware God Garfield into a sleep

INTO JAPANESE

私が眠りに sware 神ガーフィールド

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I sware God Garfield to sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

私 sware 寝る神ガーフィールド。

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My God sleeps sware Garfield.

INTO JAPANESE

私の神が眠る sware ガーフィールド。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My God sleeps sware Garfield.