YOU SAID:

I swear that I'm not a cynic but my glass has no water in it today

INTO JAPANESE

私は皮肉屋ではないことを誓いますが、私のグラスには今日水がありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I'm not a cynic, but there's no water in my glass today

INTO JAPANESE

私は皮肉屋ではないことを誓いますが、今日はグラスに水がありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I'm not a cynic, but there's no water in my glass today