YOU SAID:

I swear, this used to result in much sillier sentences.

INTO JAPANESE

誓って言うが、以前はこれでもっと馬鹿げた文章になったものだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear, this used to make a much dumber sentence.

INTO JAPANESE

誓って言うが、これは以前はもっと馬鹿げた文だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear, that used to be a much more ridiculous sentence.

INTO JAPANESE

誓って言うが、それは昔はもっとばかげた文章だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear, that used to be a much more ridiculous sentence.