YOU SAID:

I swear to god im gonna kill myself by dropping a bookshelf on my pelvis

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓う私の骨盤の本棚を落とすことで自分を殺すつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will kill myself by dropping the bookcase of my pelvis which I swear to God

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓う骨盤の書棚を落として自分を殺すだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will kill myself by dropping the pelvic shelf that swears to God

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓う骨盤の棚を落とすことによって自分自身を殺すでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will kill myself by dropping the pelvic shelf that swears to God