YOU SAID:

i swear to gosh if mom doesn't buy me more vbucks i will frick her up

INTO JAPANESE

私はお母さんが私を買ってくれないのならば、私は彼女にうんざりします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will be sick of her if my mother does not buy me

INTO JAPANESE

私の母が私を買わないなら、私は彼女に病気になります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my mother does not buy me, I will get sick of her

INTO JAPANESE

母が私を買わないなら、私は彼女に病気になるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my mother does not buy me, I will get sick of her