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i text 49 people a day about their 2 eyes but i enjoy texxting my gf the most cause shes awkward and sends me pictures of her two eyed four legged one tailed doggy thats cool i think its fun shes nice

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らの2目について一日49人のテキストが、私は私のgfを最も原因の最も原因のシーズがぎこちないテクストを楽しみ、彼女の2つの目の4本の脚の片尾の犬の写真を私に送ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I text 49 people a day about their second, but I enjoy the most causing shes awkward text of my gf most cause and send me a picture of a single-tailed dog with four legs in her two eyes.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らの第二について一日49人にテキストを送りますが、私は最も原因の私のgfの厄介なテキストを引き起こしているのを楽しみ、彼女の2つの目に4本の足を持つ片尾の犬の写真を送ってくれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I text 49 people a day about their second, but I enjoy causing my gf nasty texts of the most cause and send me pictures of one-tailed dogs with four legs in her two eyes.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らの第二について一日49人にテキストを送りますが、私は最も原因の私のgf厄介なテキストを引き起こすことを楽しみ、彼女の2つの目に4本の足を持つ片尾の犬の写真を送ってくれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I text 49 people a day about their second, but I enjoy causing my gf nasty texts of the most cause and send me pictures of one-tailed dogs with four legs in her two eyes.