YOU SAID:

I think I eat shoes for breakfast and make ancient chinese meals for the gays.

INTO JAPANESE

朝食には靴を食べ、ゲイのために古代中華料理を作ると思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I'll eat shoes for breakfast and cook ancient Chinese food for gays.

INTO JAPANESE

朝食に靴を食べて、ゲイ向けに古代中華料理を作ろうと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to eat shoes for breakfast and cook ancient Chinese food for gays.

INTO JAPANESE

朝食に靴を食べて、ゲイ向けに古代中国料理を作るつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to eat shoes for breakfast and cook ancient Chinese food for gays.