Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I think I will have a juicy hamburger for lunch today

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日のお昼のジューシーなハンバーガーを持っていると思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I've got a juicy burger for lunch today

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日のランチのジューシーなハンバーガーを持っていると思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I've got a juicy burger for lunch today

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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