YOU SAID:

I think meh Wi-Fi is dead and deaf

INTO JAPANESE

私はmeh Wi-Fiが死んで耳が聞こえないと思う

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I think meh Wi - Fi is dead and I do not hear ears

INTO JAPANESE

私はWi - Fiが死んでいて、耳が聞こえないと思う

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I think Wi - Fi is dead, I do not hear my ears

INTO JAPANESE

私はWi - Fiが死んだと思う、私は私の耳を聞いていない

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I think Wi - Fi died, I have not listened to my ears

INTO JAPANESE

私はWi - Fiが死んだと思う、私は私の耳に耳を傾けていない

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I think Wi - Fi died, I have not listened to my ears