YOU SAID:

I totally farted out of every orifice and now I've expelled a gallon of gas

INTO JAPANESE

私はすべての開口部から完全に遠く離れた、そして今私はガロンのガロンを放出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was completely far from all the openings, and now I released gallons of gallons

INTO JAPANESE

私はすべての開口部から完全に離れていました、そして今私はガロンのガロンを解放しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was completely away from all the openings, and now I released gallons of gallons

INTO JAPANESE

私はすべての開口部から完全に離れていた、そして今私はガロンのガロンを解放した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was completely away from all openings, and now I released gallons of gallons

INTO JAPANESE

私はすべての開口部から完全に離れていた、そして今私はガロンのガロンを解放した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was completely away from all openings, and now I released gallons of gallons