YOU SAID:

I TOTALLY would bang you, only if you'd be nice to me!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私に素敵ならば、私は完全にあなたを強打するだろう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are nice to me, I will bang you perfectly!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私にうれしいならば、私はあなたに完全に感謝します！

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If you are happy to me, I am fully thankful to you!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私に幸せならば、私はあなたに完全に感謝しています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are happy to me, I am fully thankful to you!