YOU SAID:

I tried to twerk on the queen but I accidentally took a poo.

INTO JAPANESE

私は女王様をつまらせようとしましたが、私は誤ってプーを服用しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I tried to pet the queen, but I mistakenly took a pooh.

INTO JAPANESE

私は女王を飼いたくなったが、間違ってプーさんを連れて行った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to keep the queen, but I took Pooh by mistake.

INTO JAPANESE

私は女王を守りたいと思っていましたが、私は間違ってプーさんを連れて行きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to protect the Queen, but I took Pooh by mistake.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを守りたかったの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to protect you.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを守りたかったの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to protect you.