YOU SAID:

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars

INTO JAPANESE

私は車の上で踊り、バーから出てきました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I danced on the car and came out of the bar

INTO JAPANESE

車で踊ってバーから出てきた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Came out of the bar dancing by car

INTO JAPANESE

車で踊るバーから出てきた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Came out of a bar dancing by car

INTO JAPANESE

車で踊るバーから出てきた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Came out of a bar dancing by car