YOU SAID:

I’ve got waffles in my ears

INTO JAPANESE

耳にワッフルがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a waffle in my ear

INTO JAPANESE

私の耳にはワッフルがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My ears have waffle

INTO JAPANESE

私の耳にはワッフルがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My ears have waffle