YOU SAID:

I've never seen such an unequivocally useless sack of bean paste in all my years

INTO JAPANESE

何年もの間、あんまりあんなに明白に役に立たない袋を見たことがない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've never seen so many unhelpful bags for years

INTO JAPANESE

私は何年もそんなに役に立たないバッグを見たことがありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never seen such a useless bag for years

INTO JAPANESE

私は何年もそのような役に立たないバッグを見たことがありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never seen such a useless bag for years