YOU SAID:

I want jesus to juice my oranges while standing on seven dozen eggs

INTO JAPANESE

七十個の卵の上に立って、イエスにオレンジを絞り出してほしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stand on 70 eggs and have Jesus squeeze out the orange

INTO JAPANESE

70個の卵の上に立って、イエスにオレンジを絞り出させます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stand on 70 eggs and let Jesus squeeze the orange

INTO JAPANESE

70個の卵の上に立ち、イエスにオレンジを絞らせます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stand on 70 eggs and let Jesus squeeze the orange