YOU SAID:
i want to crunch up some dice they look so tasty such as a nice slipper sock or ugly toad
INTO JAPANESE
クランチしたいいくつかのサイコロを見た目は素敵なスリッパ ソックスや醜いヒキガエルなどとてもおいしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dice you want to crunch some looks very delicious nice slippers socks and ugly Toad
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.