YOU SAID:

i want to hold a monkey on tuesday or else i will rue the day

INTO JAPANESE

私は火曜日に猿を抱きたいか、そうでなければ私はその日を台無しにします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to hold a monkey on Tuesday or otherwise I'm going to ruin the day

INTO JAPANESE

私は火曜日に猿を抱きたいか、そうでなければ私は一日を台無しにするつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to hold a monkey on Tuesday or otherwise I'm going to ruin the day