YOU SAID:

I want to kill myself because this life is so meaningless.

INTO JAPANESE

この人生は、無意味なので、自分自身を殺すためにしたいです。

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I'd like to kill myself because this life is pointless.

INTO JAPANESE

この人生は無意味なので、自分自身を殺すしたいと思います。

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Kill yourself because this life is pointless and would like to.

INTO JAPANESE

この人生は無意味でありたいと思いますので、自分を殺すため。

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So I think this life is meaningless, and you want to kill yourself.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、この人生は無意味であり、自分を殺したいと思います。

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My life is meaningless, and would you want to kill yourself.

INTO JAPANESE

私の人生は無意味であり、自殺したいと思います。

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My life is meaningless, and would want to commit suicide.

INTO JAPANESE

人殺しはイヤだょ 目殺しに来たんだ

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That'd be murder. We want to commit suicide, not murder someone.

INTO JAPANESE

人殺しはイヤだょ 目殺しに来たんだ

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That'd be murder. We want to commit suicide, not murder someone.