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YOU SAID:

I want to kill myself right now, today, in 2019. in the 3rd millenium!

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、2019年に今、自分を殺したいのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to kill myself now in 2019.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今2019年に自分を殺したいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now want to kill myself in 2019.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今2019年に自分を殺したいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now want to kill myself in 2019.

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