YOU SAID:
I wanted to consume a dog, but instead I ate a frog on a log.
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べたかったのですが、代わりに丸太でカエルを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted to eat a dog, but instead I ate a frog with a log.
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べたかったのですが、代わりに丸太を持ったカエルを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted to eat a dog, but instead I ate a frog with a log.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.