YOU SAID:

i was high at my grand daddy's funeral, and he said, "Son, quit smoking dope"

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の祖父の葬儀で最高だった、と彼は言った、 "息子、喫煙をやめる"

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was the best at my grandfather's funeral, he said, "Son, stop smoking"

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の祖父の葬儀で最高でした、と彼は言いました、「息子、喫煙をやめなさい」