Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I went home and I lay down on the couch to happily read poems, drink wine, and eat grapes

INTO JAPANESE

家に帰ったし、幸せの詩を読んで、ワインを飲む、ブドウを食べるのためにソファに横になった

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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