YOU SAID:

i went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread they wrapped it up in bubblegum and this is what they said said said my name is EI EI Nickeleye Nickeleye i know karate punch you in the stomach oops im sorry dont tell mommy freeze

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らが言ったことを言ったことは彼らが言ったことです私はEI EIと言っています

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I said what they said is what they said I am saying EI EI

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らが言ったことは彼らが私が言っていることを言ったことだと言いましたEI EI

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I said that what they said was that they said what I was saying EI EI

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らが言ったことは彼らが私が言っていたことを言ったことであると言いましたEI EI

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I said that what they said was that they said what I was saying EI EI