YOU SAID:

i went to a shop and i found a thong on my dong

INTO JAPANESE

私はお店に行って、私は私の洞にひもを見つけました

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I went to the store, I found a string in my sinus

INTO JAPANESE

私は私が私の副鼻腔内の文字列を見つけ、店に行ってきました

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I I found a string of me in the paranasal sinuses, I went to the store

INTO JAPANESE

IIは、副鼻腔の中で私の文字列を見つけた私は店に行ってきました

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II, I went to the store I found my string in the paranasal sinuses

INTO JAPANESE

II、私は副鼻腔に私の文字列を見つけた店に行ってきました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

II, I went to the store I found my character string in the paranasal sinuses

INTO JAPANESE

II、私は副鼻腔に私の文字列を発見した店に行ってきました

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II, I went to the store you have found my string in the sinuses

INTO JAPANESE

IIは、私はあなたが副鼻腔に私の文字列を発見した店に行ってきました

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II, I went to the store that you have found my character string in the paranasal sinuses

INTO JAPANESE

II、私はあなたが副鼻腔に私の文字列を発見した店に行ってきました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

II, I went to the store that you have found my character string in the paranasal sinuses