YOU SAID:

I went to school today and it sucked big hairy ballsacks

INTO JAPANESE

今日は学校に行って、大きな毛むくじゃらのサックを吸いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to school today and sucked a big hairy sack

INTO JAPANESE

今日は学校に行って大きな毛むくじゃらの袋を吸いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to school today and sucked a big hairy bag

INTO JAPANESE

今日は学校に行って大きな毛むくじゃらの袋を吸いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to school today and sucked a big hairy bag