YOU SAID:
I went to the bar and dog he found light. Dog live in bar man said no bar dog
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーに行き、彼が光を見つけた犬。犬はバーに住んでいる男はバー犬はいないと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog I went to the bar and he found the light. The dog said the guy who lives in the bar doesn't have a bar dog
INTO JAPANESE
私がバーに行った犬は、彼が光を見つけました。犬はバーに住んでいる人はバー犬を飼っていないと言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog I went to the bar he found the light. The dog said that those who live in the bar do not have a bar dog
INTO JAPANESE
私がバーに行った犬は彼が光を見つけた。犬はバーに住んでいる人はバー犬を飼っていないと言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog I went to the bar he found the light. The dog said that those who live in the bar do not have a bar dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
