YOU SAID:

i went to the party and roofied my own drink i slapped a bartender sucked someones nasty toes grabbed a shovel and ate some pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行って、私はバーテンダーを平手打ちした私自身の飲み物を屋根にし、誰か厄介なつま先を吸ってシャベルをつかんで、いくつかの漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the party and I roofed my own drink which slapped the bartender, someone sucked a nasty toe and grabbed the shovel and ate some pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行き、私はバーテンダーを平手打ちした自分の飲み物を屋根にし、誰かが厄介なつま先を吸ってシャベルをつかんで、いくつかの漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the party and I roofed my drink which slapped the bartender and someone sucked a nasty toe and grabbed the shovel and ate some pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行き、私はバーテンダーを平手打ちした私の飲み物を屋根にし、誰かが厄介なつま先を吸ってシャベルをつかんで、いくつかの漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the party and I roofed my drink which slapped the bartender and someone sucked a nasty toe and grabbed the shovel and ate some pickles