YOU SAID:

i went to the shops on friday because i ran out of goats milk and eggs and then i painted the mona lisa 14 dozen times before eating 56 children and a puppy

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったのでお店に行き、モナリザを14ダース塗ってから56人の子供と子犬を食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday so I went to the store, applied 14 dozen Mona Lisa and ate 56 kids and puppies.

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行き、14ダースのモナリザを塗り、56匹の子供と子犬を食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store, painted 14 dozen Mona Lisa and ate 56 kids and puppies.

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行って、14ダースのモナリザを描き、56匹の子供と子犬を食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store to draw 14 dozen Mona Lisa and ate 56 kids and puppies.

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行って14ダースのモナリザを描き、56匹の子供と子犬を食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store to draw 14 dozen Mona Lisa and ate 56 kids and puppies.