YOU SAID:

I went to the store and bought a horse them went to my dirt bike and then rode a cow and boobies

INTO JAPANESE

私は店に行き、馬を買って、彼らは私のダートバイクに行き、その後、牛とおっぱいに乗った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store and bought a horse, they went to my dirt bike, and then got on the cow and

INTO JAPANESE

私は店に行って馬を買い、彼らは私のダートバイクに行き、それから牛に乗って

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store and bought a horse, they went to my dirt bike, and then I got on a cow

INTO JAPANESE

私は店に行って馬を買い、彼らは私のダートバイクに行き、それから私は牛に乗った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store and bought a horse, they went to my dirt bike, and then I got on a cow