YOU SAID:

I will absolutely not going to mess up this translation: spiders are disgusting creatures who’s souls are as dark as my dads farts.

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にこの翻訳をめちゃくちゃにするつもりはないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will never intend to mess up this translation.

INTO JAPANESE

この翻訳をめちゃくちゃにするつもりはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not intend to mess up this translation.

INTO JAPANESE

この翻訳をめちゃくちゃにするつもりはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not intend to mess up this translation.