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I will eat a rusty spoon if this gets 69 likes

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これが69のいいねを得るならば、私は錆びたスプーンを食べます

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If this gets 69 likes, I'll eat a rusty spoon

INTO JAPANESE

これが69のいいねを得たら、私は錆びたスプーンを食べます

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If this got 69 likes, I'll eat a rusty spoon

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これが69のいいねを得たなら、私は錆びたスプーンを食べます

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If this got 69 likes, I'd eat a rusty spoon

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これが69のいいねを得たなら、私は錆びたスプーンを食べすだろう

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If this got 69 likes, I'd eat a rusty spoon