YOU SAID:
I will eat your children and husband or wife which ever one you have.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの子供と夫または妻のどちらかを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat your child and either husband or wife.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの子供と夫か妻のどちらかを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat your child and either husband or wife.
You've done this before, haven't you.