YOU SAID:
I will get a free kitty from my cousins if it doesn't die!
INTO JAPANESE
それが死ななければ、私はいとこから無料の子猫を手に入れます！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it doesn't die, I'll get a free kitten from my cousin!
INTO JAPANESE
死なないなら、いとこから無料の子猫をもらおう！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't die, get a free kitten from your cousin!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが死なないなら、あなたのいとこから無料の子猫を手に入れよう！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't die, get a free kitten from your cousin!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
