YOU SAID:

I will give you a snot clap with a fish

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに魚の鼻水の拍手を差し上げます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applaud you to the fish's runny nose

INTO JAPANESE

私は魚の鼻水にあなたに拍手を送る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applaud you to the fish's runny nose