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YOU SAID:

i will now give birth to a whale

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、鯨を産みます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now have a whale.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、鯨を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a whale now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、鯨を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a whale now.

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