YOU SAID:

i will squeeze your face in half and kick you so hard the moon explodes

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの顔を半分に絞って、月が爆発するほど強く蹴ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I squeeze your face in half and kick it so hard that the moon explodes.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの顔を半分に絞って、月が爆発するほど強く蹴ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I squeeze your face in half and kick it so hard that the moon explodes.